The wonderland of my head

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lmaoirrelevant

Pokeani characters in Club Penguin

Alright, so some basic lore: yes, everyone is a penguin and has a puffle that's the same color as their signature Pokémon (except Max and Bonnie). ENJOY!

Ash (light blue, non-member): Went to the dojo thinking it would be a Pokémon gym. Is disappointed to learn that it's not. Still ends up earning a black belt in card-jitsu anyway.

Brock (orange, member): Runs the puffle shop. Flirts with Aunt Arctic on the regular - no luck yet, but he hasn't given up!

Misty (yellow, member): Either surfing or starting a snowball fight with someone who's just minding their own business. Got banned once for cussing out a kid who said her outfit looked dumb.

Tracey (green, non-member): Accidentally joined a server that only has two other penguins in it. Ends up chilling on the pirate ship by himself, wishing that the world could be more tropical.

Gary (black, member): Works as a spy, but Tsurugi and Asahi's missions are kinda kicking his ass. Hosts the server's biggest igloo parties.

May (red, member): The pizzeria and coffee shop's number one customer. Applied to be a spy but was turned away due to her lack of stealth, so she spends her free time in the main plaza sending friend requests to every penguin she sees.

Max (green, member): The biggest know-it-all tour guide ever. Probably reports other penguins for questioning his knowledge or saying heck.

Drew (purple, member): Only friends members. Unfriends anyone who doesn't wear member-exclusive clothes. (this was me back when I was 7 and I still feel bad about it)

Harley (dark green, member): Sits in the puffle shop all day wearing cat ears and yelling "ADWOPT MWE!!!" (Yes, CP 2005-2008 was like that...) Manages to make that phrase very NSFW.

Dawn (dark blue, member): Is having the most fun being a penguin because she just feels a special connection to it somehow. Spends most of her time shopping or dancing at the disco night club. Almost always types in all caps.

Paul (purple, non-member): The most stoic mine cart surfer ever. Has become an in-universe millionaire off of it but never spends his money on outfits or... anything, really.

Iris (purple, non-member): Camping in the forest! Trying and failing to figure out how to start a fire with damp, snow-ridden wood.

Cilan (lime green, member): Owner of the coffee shop, though is not fond of the game with the big bags of coffee beans. Tells dad jokes about food while serving coffee and promptly gets booed and snowballed by the patrons.

Serena (pink, member): Has bought every clothing item possible and changes her main outfit at least once a month. Performs with her yellow puffle daily at the theater next to the pizzeria. A famous name throughout town!

Clemont (light blue, non-member): Is the only one who knows about the underground boiler room, which provides electricity to the entire CP universe. Spends all his time down there. No one's seen him for a few days and his friends are starting to get worried. (Yes, this is a real thing according to the CP wiki)

Bonnie (brown, non-member): Has been trying to tip the iceberg every day for a solid year now. She's really close, guys!

Mallow (green, non-member): Owns the pizzeria. Can Pizzatron 3000 like nobody's business. Much like Tracey, is not a fan of how freakin' cold it is outside.

Lana (dark blue, non-member): Ice fishing in freezing, blissful solitude. Got banned for 48 hours because she mercilessly beat Max at the marble game and he reported her for naming herself "anal" backwards.

Lillie (white, member): Sled racing for hours at a time. Unwinds by lounging on the snowy beach. Is still trying to figure out how people say things that aren't included in the pre-written responses.

Sophocles (orange, member): Has claimed the ski lodge as his turf. Try as they might, no one can beat him at Connect Four. Probably wearing swim floaties and a scuba mask (and rocking it, might I add).

Kiawe (red, member): The jet pack master. Is often found socializing in the main plaza along with May. Rolls his eyes a bit every time someone calls their igloo an "iggy."

Gladion (black, non-member): Has spent too much time calculating how to evade the swear filter. Is one step away from embodying the Cards Against Humanity card that reads: "being a dick to children."

Goh (black, member): Is trying to save enough money to buy every kind of puffle. Ends up making most of it through the thin ice game at the arcade (the one where the floor is lava, basically). Also an unexpected disco dance fiend at the night club.

Chloe (white, member): Does a bit of everything like the well-rounded queen she is. Her igloo is just as stacked as Gary's but she only really uses it for low-key hangouts with close friends (and to just get away from it all).

Team Rocket (white, can't afford membership): outraged that it's physically impossible to steal puffles and that this situation is forcing them to explore their other neglected talents. Meowth got turned into a talking white puffle.

fm-white
fm-white

ItaSaku Discord Server Opening



It's that time of the year again! The ItaSaku server is open for new members--and what timing as we're currently voting for itaSaku week 2023 prompts! But not only that, we're also hosting a winter event and a regular Valentine's Day event, doing content creator appreciation days and weekly spotlights to highlight itaSaku works you REALLY need to read.

But while ItaSaku unifies us, we also have a lot of other things going on! Sharing pet pics, sharing recipes, fawning over TV series and books together are all things we do together. Come join our friendly little community, make some friends and keep the ItaSaku flame going strong 🔥

The server is open until June 24 2023 and will then close again until ItaSaku week later in the year! Don't miss out!

soveryanon
soveryanon

Shigeru: “~Can’t these feelings be forgiven under that moon~” [something cheesy]

Hikari: The school festival is a chance to shine!
Satoshi: Y-yeah… but a female role is a bit…
Hikari: I’ll give you meal tickets for a week!
Satoshi: !! w-WE-WELL, I GUESS IT CAN’T BE HELPED, JUST THIS TIME!?
Jun: Satoshi…

Satoshi: I’M SO GLAD THEY DIDN’T CALL HIM… !!
Shigeru: Call whom?
[gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]
Satoshi: WH-WHY ARE YOU HERE… !?
Shigeru: My, was it really Sa~toshi-kun after all? No waay~ This has to be someone else~
Satoshi: It-It’s not— EH!?

PalletShipping
Crossdressing
High School AU
Stage drama (Cinderella)

I received this today >w< And it’s sweeeeeeeet, Satoshi is bribed through food, there is a school play and crack, Hikari is WONDERFUL, and NO, SHINJI IS NOT A WITCH. SHINJI IS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER.

And Hikari is the devil.

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Shinji: (are you stupid) I have no reason to do it.
Hikari: Uffuffu, I wonder if you’ll say the same thing after looking at this.

[… “Pictures from a dark era”. (childhood photos.) (yes she totally tried to blackmail him with those =D)]